Stuart Parkwood is a Welsh boy, who is in Year 7 at Gwen Morgan School and is best friends with Gareth Granger. Like Gareth, Stuart is a bully who picks on James, due to James being involved with Fort Harmony, a hippy camp which Stuart despises. Stuart mercilessly beats up James and stamps on his head. Two days later, James turns the tables on Gareth and Stuart and beats them up. While they are waiting outside the Headmistress's office, Stuart starts crying. James mocks him and tells them that they wouldn't last 5 seconds in a London school.